For the king

Hanged army men

ratteling sounds outside my house woke me up.

i looked out my room's window and i saw a bald man trying to sneak around.

well he is really bad at sneaking around.

i went to pick up my boots but they moved

no of course they didn't

what now the wind gods moved them ? of course not who still buys that bullshit.

wore the damn boots and put my hand on the door knob.

and it moved

No, no it fucking moved

i'm not losing my sanity

No the door opened

it's the bald cunt

how did he get in here

The house is dead locked no one could breakin without my keys.

-A hanged man can't provide for his family , the baldling whispered

and along with that whisper i saw that girl

the one i killed

is she here to thank me ?

what hanged man ?

what the fuck is going on ?

am i going insane ? it must be all that blood, death and destruction.

and in a quick blink of an eye both baldy and the girl were gone.

what else could go bad today ?

*knock*  *knock*

-Fuck off i'm not buying any milk you cunt.

-In the name of the king you shall open the door soldier

Holy fuck why are they here we fucking had a night off, why now?

*opens the door*

-I am so sorry i didn't know it was you sir.

Holy fuck it's little dingle *scoffs* what's he here for ??

-Why are you laughing soldier ?

-Nothing sir.

-On our holy mission yesterday a girl was murdered.

-We were tasked to pillage the town sir to rid it of witchract a lot of girls died.

-This one was special i oredered every one to bring her alive

Yeah so you could rape her

-And if i may ask what do i have to do with that sir ?

-You, young man are coming with us we are investigating and we are rounding up everyone who was present yesterday.

And so i went with the priest

they took us to the castle.

a look at the paradise i ll go to if i don't get my head cut off today

i should be fine no one saw me do it.

-Inside the castle-