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So, this started out as a joke in School where one of my friends made a little poket notebook and wrote 'Dea-th Not-e' (It didn't fit but I'm typing it that way) where she said whoevers name that will be wrote their will die, so she wrote in inanima...

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Dis no be ofencesv, oh nu, is it offencesv nuw?

                          
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Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack.

                          
"How did that happen?" asks the first guy.

                          
"Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. But when I searched the house, I couldn't find anybody. I was so stricken with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of infidelity, I had a heart attack and died on the spot."

                          
"Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now."
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