CACTUS X READER

THE ''VACATION"

"(Y/n)!!!!" Your parents yelled in unison. "Coming!!" You yelled.

About a week ago your parents and told you that you were going on a surprise vacation to MEXICO!!!!＼(^o^)／ You were so exited to go that you didn't ask any questions about anything regarding the reasons as to why they were going on a "*VACATION*" In the first place but you decided to not question them because yes.

As you got downstairs with all your bags in hand (and in every orifice of your body) you realized that none of your parents had a luggage with them. "Umm..so where are your bags and stuff" you asked. Both parents exchanged looks as if they were trying to communicate telepathically. Until finally your mom said, "Don't worry dear we already have our bags in the car.." your mom laughed sadly.

"Oh...OK THEN!!!" You immediately went back into your happy self and got your boooty hole in the car. As your parents got in you were filled with so much excitement that you began to ask questions at a rapid pace. However your parents stayed silent...*WEIRD*

Whilst wasting your last bits of energy asking questions, you started to black out,giving into sleep~~~~(wiggly line because yes)

When you awoke from your sudden slumber your found yourself in the middle of the DESSERT!!!!!!!!(AUDIENCE GASP)

(DADDY'S P.O.V)

*FINALLY WE GOT RID OF THAT WEEABO* My wife and I were laughing and overjoyed to find ourselves without our fan-fiction obsessed child. Yes I know what your thinking 'HOW COULD YOU ABANDON THE MAIN PROTAGONIST YOU MONSTER....' Well let me just say this...you would to if you found out that your child reads fan-fictions about fictional characters with rippling abs,and really strange plasters of hair. *Anime*.....eeww..

*RECAP*

SO YE AFTER YOUR PARENTS FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAD  SOME MILKY FAN-FICTION ABOUT ANIME CHARACTERS THEY BOTH DECIDED THAT THEY COULD NO LONGER DEAL WITH YOUR ANTICS AND THAT THEY WOULD LEAVE IM THE DESSERT--BIIUII