Nobody's P.O.V in particular
"Umm so...WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!???!?!?!?!" You yelled to the cactus.
"Oh uhh..sorry,let me start over..ok,my name is p-pickles the cactus uwu...."
"Predictable .." you say
"Umm, excuse me?" He says,his needles protruding from his bumpy skin in a threatening way.
"You heard me..now I want out!! At this point you just wanted to go home.
"I'm afraid I can't.." he says with his head slowly making its way to the floor.
"And why the heckerz not!??" You asked,your heart speeding up and your hands begining to grow clammy and dense.
"I.." he's hesitant.
"Spit it OUT!?!" you demand
"I don't know the way!!." He retaorted harshly feeling the peer pressure.(insert dead meme here)
Silence filled the room.
With a very convenient pan by you feet you banged him in the head with the force of a thousand suns.
He hits the floor. He doesn't seem to be conscious anymore.
You drag your bloody self up from the bed like thing and walk warily to his nightstand. You snatch all his money and leave.
(damn really wow the hell is wrong with you you heartless monster)
YOU ARE READING
CACTUS X READER
Roman d'amourIM THIS ROMANTICIZE REALTY YOU (YES YOU~~WILL GET THR CHANCE TO FINALLY SEE WHAT ITS LIKE TO DATE A REAL LIFE CACTUS
