I've got something special for you ;) SHREK X MR. TUMBLE

Something Shrekcial!

Shrek was having a very relaxing day in his swamp. He was lounging in his mud bath and drinking delicious cocktails when suddenly he felt a tingle in the tips of his cylindrical ogre ears.

Someone was in his motherfucking swamp.

Shrek felt a surge of instinctual and uncontrollable rage fill his fat green body as he rushed to defend his territory.

He let out a blood curdling scream, hands risen above his head. The sight was terrifying and would make any man, animal, or donkey run for their lives.

When shrek looked down he was shocked to see a little man dressed as a clown smiling up at him.

"GEET OOT OF MAH SWAHMP" Shrek roared, spit flying out of his mouth like a dragon-donkey hybrid.

Shrek calmed down quickly as soon as he realised who the man was. It was Mr.Tumble! He had Something Shrekcial for him!

Mr.Tumble looked down at Shrek's big green 'gingerbread man' dangling down and brushing the floor.

As soon as shrek noticed where Mr.Tumble was looking his green face turned red with embarrassment. He had forgotten to redress in the panic of his swamp being violated!!!

Mr.Tumble gave him a shrekxy wink and honked his big red nose seductively.

"I've got something special for you! Because you've been a good boy!"

Shrek's face turned back to its normal green hue and he jumped up and down in excitement

"Oh goodie! I love you mr. Tumble!!!"

Mr.Tumble quickly got to work giving shrek his reward. He spun him around and stuck his big red nose inside Shrek's dark green hole.

Shrek squeaked like a blind mouse and wiggled in delight.

Mr.Tumble got more excited and moved his nose around faster in Shrek's sweet smelling hole.

Shrek squealed and moved his hips around in time with Mr.Tumble's nose movements .

"Thank you Mr.Tumble I love you mr.tumble!!!!"

Mr.Tumble decided it was time to use his special move. He got his nimble fingers and gave Shrek's onions a quick tickle under there.

Shrek's seed fertilised the swamp ground twice and he knew the onion harvest would be very special and extra shrekxy this year!

As soon as shrek felt mr.tumble's nose leave him he turned around and he had gone, leaving only the faint smell of face paint and clown sweat in the air.

Shrek felt content as he eased himself slowly back into his sweet muddy swamp.

It sure had been a special day!