okay so u kno when u're reading a story and it's like let's say a, yoongixreader and it's all cute n fluffy n u're holding hands and then it's like sEXSEXSEX SEX FOR EVERY1 SEXY EERYWHERE and u're like wow 0-100 rill quick... well i saw a poem that relates to it in comments somewhere so *mario voice* here we go!
Roses are red
Cacti are prickly
Holy fuck
That escalated quickly
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you're welcome
ps so like i'm writing a yoongixreader rn called "I Thought You Were Different" if u wanna check it out woohoo #shamlessselfpromo
