Emo Puns

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by SMCRAFTER01

by SMCRAFTER01

Warning: puns and sad puns.

ChristineMurphy919 you have been warned.

SO DO NOT KILL ME!

Don't threaten me with a good time :)

And make me Dead with Blood on the floor. >:)

TIS BEGUN!

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Well, exams are nearly over so I won't be Stressed out anymore! I can focus in replacin my car radio and fixing the tear in my heart by someone who is fairly local.

Then I'll be a champion, a young menace and I will be remembered for centuries. Then I will light everyone up til I'm on fiyaaaaah.

Then I'll be dead, with blood on the floor (gallons of the stuff) and I'll say my famous last words and join the black parade. Where I will go to hell and join my mama.

So, do not threaten me with a good time, when its nine in the afternoon, whilst you correct your spelling mistake of sins since you wrote tradgidies and then I'll go speak with Miss Jackson whilst we kill tonight and become an LA Devotee.

Have fun murdering me later.

Cause in the end, I'll be here, a fallen angel, writing my rebel love song.

Now I'll go and kill myself. SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT.