Bluetax, my goodness... Let me tell you I have had several things happen to me in life, as you will learn as this story progresses. But THIS, this THING. IT was a demon, I'm telling you.
The name of this demon of course, is Maxwell. Maxwell, my goodness.. Maxwell if you do not know is the owner and founder of Bluetax, the only time he ever appears is in their Bluetax commericials.. Respectively.
So now I used Bluetax back in the day, and it was pretty swell. I did like the service but after a couple years it went downhill FAST. Bad service, taking my money, taking my rights AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES. SO I get angry and I want out. I wanted to talk to owner/ceo if you will of Bluetax. So I visit Bluetax HQ and I ask to talk to Maxwell.
They let me in Max's office, and I come in stormin, "YO WHAT THE FLIP, YOU SAID YOU'D SAVE ME FROM THE IRZ YOU DOPE, YOU LIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
HE just kept smiling the smile he had in the ads he did.. Not phased and/or altered.. I was in a confused state. Why was he still smiling right?
So he says sit down in the most demonic tone I've EVER. heard. I was spooked, my jimmies were indeed rustled, and I was very. Scared. So I sit in his desk and he makes a deal with me.. He says to me, squeeps, I will offer you eternal wealth for a small fee..
So I says, what fee? Maxwell smile widens further across his facial area... He then says the fee is my soul. I agreed immediately. He expected me to hesitate a little bit but nah, my soul bills were off the charts at the time that in fact it was a financial problem in my life. I had to pay daily for my soul and it could barely boot up to give me expression/feelings. I was saving up to get a SUPER-SOUL 2000, A top of the line soul designed to express feelings at the nth degree. I mean nth as in like high quality. So I give him my soul and it was a pretty great deal, I got infinite money. But soon he realized my soul was a lame Pneuma Pentium model
So Maxwell realizing my soul was useless and I already bought a SUPER-SOUL 2000 (which I still own and is the best soul I've purcased my entire life). And he comes to my crib with a limo.. And he opens the door of the limo as it pulls up to my place. When I see him come out I spot a flippin rocket launcher and duck the heck out of my head. An explosion happened moments lader. Then I heard the limo speed down the street. I tried to report the happening to the police but they were like no we're too busy eating donuts come later. I came later and they have the same excuse. In fact every time I go out to report stuff to cops they're too busy eating donuts
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meme supreme
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