The signs as cards from cards against humanity
Aries: Punching a baby
Taurus: A really cool hat
Gemini: peeing a little bit
Cancer: A sad fat dragon with no friends
Leo: A zesty breakfast burrito
Virgo: Inappropriate yodeling
Libra: A salty surprise
Scorpio: The devil himself
Sagittarius: Winking at old people
Capricorn: Bees
Aquarius: A hot mess
Pisces: Self-Loathing

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