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How the signs got expelled from school

Aries: Getting in a fight
Taurus: ordered dozens of boxes of pizza on the principals credit card
Gemini:Changed their grades on the teachers computer
Cancer: called the teacher a stupid cunt
Leo: Caught watching hentai during class
Virgo: Hacked the schools wifi and disabled firewalls
Libra: Got caught sneaking vodka in a waterball.... they throw up in class
Scorpio: Stalking a cute teacher outside of school
Sagittarius: Brought their cat to school and it scrathed someone
Capricorn: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall
Aquarius:Threatend someone with a pair of scissors
Pisces: Pulled the fir alarm to get out of taking a test they didnt study for

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