Everypony LOVES Rainbowdash

Epilogue

"Hi im Pinkiepie!"

"Well, we've had a lot of laughs here over the past few weeks, haven't we? Sure, it was amusing to see Rainbow in all those awkward sexual situations, wasn't it? But, besides enjoying yourself, we also learned something. Fanfiction isn't all just funny moments and D'awwh moments. There's also a huge problem destroying the fandom. That's right, you guessed it, this problem is
Shipping.
Shipping is the number one cause of pairing cartoon characters in Equestria! [And I guess in other worlds, too.] And it's also the lead cause of fights breaking out among fans who disagree who should be shipped with who. This is becoming such a problem, and us ponies don't ever have a say in it! We just continue to be shipped with anyone! I was once shipped with a snail! A SNAIL! That sounds weird just hearing it, right? THINK HOW WEIRD IT WAS FOR ME!
-Ahem-
Never fear, however, for I, Pinkamena Diane Pie have a solution to this problem! I think it's high time we wrote the writers of the show a few letters, demanding they set pairings for all the characters in the show. Then, if your pairing is the one they decide the go with, next time anyone rags on your AppleDash, Rarijack, TwiPie, or Twixie, you can look 'em dead in the eye and say
'It's canon, bitch'.
Even though it had a pretty specific ship in the end... And it was kind of cute... it was still to show you any pony can be shipped with EVERYPONY and it's still pretty silly."
"Damnit, Sparkle! You stay away from me!" Trixie screams as she runs in front of Pinkie.
"I don't think so, Trixie! I already missed out on getting shipped in the story, I'm not missing THIS opportunity!" Twilight protested, chasing after the blue unicorn with the enchanted necklace around her neck.

"You're crazy! Just stay away! I promise I'll never come after you for revenge again! Just please don't make me do...that again!" The showmare broke down as she realized Twilight was close in pursuit.

"Oh, come on, that wasn't what you were saying last night when my tongue was deep inside your-"
"See what I mean, folks? Silly.
Alright, BE SURE TO LEAVE LOTS OF COMMENTS PRAISING THE AUTHOR. She likes that.
AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS HOW AWESOME THIS FIC IS, SO THEY'LL READ IT TOO!
Thanks for choosing to waste your precious time here .

"THE END!"

"No! It can't be over!" Trixie shouts.
"You can't just leave me with the necklace on! You helped that one pony but you'll leave me like this? With HER?"

"Oh, quit your whining! Come on, you have work to do," Twilight pulls Trixie away, kicking and screaming, by her tail.

thanks for sticking with me I recomend reading the secret behind dash its exactly like this but with more kinky and sexy stuff and this time there's no pairs just sex :) and yes this is the end.    ~ ashcorp