It's an Eddsworld Life - Eddsworld x Child!Reader

Chapter 1

Your POV

As I finished the last slide of my animation on the song 'Gomen'ne, Gomen'ne' by my favorite vocaloid, Hatsune Miku, one of the aunties of the orphanage called from down the hallway,

"EVERYONE, IT'S ADOPTION DAY! PLEASE DRESS NICELY!" She yelled. I didn't bother to remember anyone's names. There was ONE girl I befriended, and secretly had a crush on, named Mea (May-uh) Annette Narwhal. She had the best name ever! She had very short golden hair and always wore white. She was like an angel... But she had gotten adopted before me. I got up from my bed, saving my animation and storing it away, I grabbed my favorite outfit; A black tank-top and white ripped skinny jeans, with black converse. I brushed my H/L H/C hair until it was a soft, silky texture, and I then proceeded to walk out of my room, and into the game-room. Only boys came in here, besides me. A lot of boys crushed over me, but I didn't feel anything towards them. I mean, I had turned down 7 boys. And people just think I'm picky or whatever, but I just like girls. Maybe it's because I'm a bit masculine at times. Ah well.

I picked up the GameCube(TM) controller and began to play Super Mario Sunshine(TM). After I beat the Giant Bowser Bot boss, someone tapped my shoulder, and I paused the game. Everyone knew not to bother me when I played SMS, except this one playboy, Tyler. I growled.

"I told you already, Tyler, I don't want to mAKE OUT WITH YOU- Oh, h-hello there sir! I-I thought you were someone else!" I said, sweat dripping down my face, embarrassed. There was a man in a green hoodie and chocolate brown hair standing there, smiling nervously.

"It's okay. What, uh, what'cha playing?" He asked. I tched and spit out the piece of gum I was chewing perfectly into a cheap plastic vase I had put beside the couch.

"SMS, noob." I said, then began to play my game again. I grabbed the Shine, then speed-run style ran to Yoshi, and flew him to the pipe on the house, and entered the pipe, giving I had gotten rid of the pineapple blocking the pipe previously on this save. I entered the first level, wanting to beat my time record. I got out my phone and began to time it as the white Manta Ray appeared. When I finished, I looked at the time, and then suddenly threw the controller across the room.

"0.1 SECOND OVER?!??!? THAT'S BULLSH*T MIYAMOTO! I BLAME YOU FOR MY RAGE!!!" I yelled. Everyone in the game-room was used to my raging, except the man that was sitting by me. I rubbed my temples and sighed angrily, and grabbed the controller again, timing myself once more. This time, I threw the controller away again, but...

"YES!!! 2.03 SECONDS UNDER! THAT'S A NEW RECORD B*TCHES! AHAHAHA!" I laughed, celebrating my victory. Suddenly, a large man with a red hoodie and hazelnut hair, with two horns poking out of his hair, picked me up by the back of my shirt.

"Edd!!" He yelled, and the man in the green hoodie looked at the red hoodie guy and replied;

"What??"

"WE'RE KEEPING THIS ONE!" As he said that, my eyes widened, and I began to stutter.

"Oh, n-no you d-don't want me, I-I'm not that great, get s-someone else instead..." I persuaded. The two, who were now standing next to each other, shook their heads and smiled. I blushed and looked down, stuttering again.

"Y-you really want to adopt m-me?" I murmured. They nodded again and set me down, then went to the owner and signed paperwork.

"Y/N! GO PACK, SOMEONE ADOPTED YOU!" The owner, Mrs. Renia yelled from the main room. I smiled and saved my game, then stole the GameCube, GameCube games, and controller, of course :D! I secretly hid them in the small suitcase I brought down in-case I got adopted, then ran to my room and packed my clothes, small weapons, and electronics, etc.. After I finished, I ran to the main room, where four men were waiting. The two I had met, and one ginger with a purple hoodie and a green overcoat, and one with brown, spiky hair, pitch plack eyes, which I thought was f*cking cool as HELL, with a blue hoodie on. I walked up to them and nervously smiled.

"Um, h-hi! I'm Y/N L/N... And, you..?" I said, wondering if I was using my manners correctly.

"OH! I'm Edd, this is Tord, the one admiring himself in the mirror is Matt, and the one chugging Moonshine right now is Tom.." The one in the green hoodie said. I smiled, excited.

"Th-thank you, for adopting me..." I said. Edd smiled and told me not to worry about it, and led me to their car, where they took my to my new home. I sat in the back, in between Tom and Matt, and Tord sat up front.

All of a sudden...

"Are you all gay?"

Everyone blushed and stuttered, muttering gibberish.

"Because if so," I started, then began to cackle evilly and crazily,

"I WILL SHIP ALL OF YOU! I can see the yaoi now...! Tordedd, Tommatt! I CAN'T TAKE THE YAOI MUCH LONGER!"I shrieked, and passed out, my face flushed and a slight bit of drool escaping my mouth, dreaming of yaoi dreams.

Leaving everyone confused and flushed as f*ck.