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Caspar Lee ft Conor Maynard

 -caspar- Hey there Caspar Richard George Lee is my name better known as zoella's brother's ex roommate talk about how shit I am I can do it all day but I can't because I don't know how to rap...or rhyme or say the words in time that's why I got my friends to help me write out every line 

 -conor- WE'RE NOT HIS FRIENDS

 -caspar- Haha oh there they go again and everywhere I go I got WiFi on my head but at least when I wake up Gigi Hadid is in my bed 

 -conor- NO SHE'SNOT

 -caspar- well she will be when we're finally wed

 -conor- SHE GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER

 -caspar- shut the fuck up... My heads like a pineapple and my back is wonky and people like my mother way more than they like me 

 -conor- SHE'S FUCKING HOT

 -caspar- I know she is but I don't give a fuck and every comment that I get is where is Joe Sugg? And if we weren't best friends I would lose all of my sub's then the only sub I'd have is when I wanted grub 

 -conor- FROM SUBWAY

-caspar- Friday Friday I tweet every Friday you would think Rebecca Black had got me by my guy place little do theu know I only do it for the retweets its the only thing that makes me feel like people need me 

 -conor- HE'S REALLY INSECURE

 -caspar- I am verified on tinder but my only match is a girl named Linda finally got the courage so I asked her out for dinner then she went and asked me how much money I can send her so I did I sent a million then suddenly her tinder profile went and disappeared I don't know where she is I don't know where she lives if anybody has some information they can give please call on here please she was my everything *cries*

 -conor- Jesus are you alright mate?

 -caspar- I'm fine I don't give a damn I'm the fucking man even Kevin Hart follows me on Instagram 

 -conor- NO HE DOESN'T

 -caspar- yes he does

 -conor- CHECK YOUR PHONE... I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY KNEW... I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY... And by the way I'm only here because I'm getting paid and Caspar thinks that it will get him laid but no one wants to jump on that grenade no...oh shit I just got a text from Linda she's telling me Caspar's moneys going to be in her bank account can't believe he sent it over tinder now I can't wait to see where we go for dinner.