Eridan Peixes: The Yellings and Screamings

Hello I'm Eridan and wwelcome to Jackass

Hhhhhh

This certain kin started out...confusing.

At first, my horns felt wweird af.

And then I wwrithed in pain and remembered my lusus.

And then

RANDOM ASS FUCKING MEMORIES

I,,,,love Tavvros Serket.

He is. The best. And I lovve him.

And. I wwas a heartbreaker.

Like, the song 'How to be a Heartbreaker' could of been about me. I played a lot of redrom games. And then Tavvros came along. And then...well...let's just say that I sure didn't break his heart. I lovve him,,,,so much,,,,,like, y'all don't evven glubbing knoww.