Ask Lukas...

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Thank you so much for the dares!!!!!!!

Bye!
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Me: we finally have dares! Oh yes!

Lukas: we finally have dares! Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Y autocorrect?)

Me: ok, Lukas. The first ask will probably kill you.

Lukas: oh God.

Me: have you ever played mcsm?

Lukas: umm, duh!

Me: ???

Lukas: yeah, I was in it after all...

Me: oh...

Lukas: ...wut?

Me: I was gonna BLOW YOUR MIND WITH TRUTH! Like Danger Dolan.

Lukas: oh. Well TOO BAD GET REKT!!!!!!!

Me: 😢

Me: you just made a girl cry lukie...

Lukas: ...

Me: you should feel ashamed AND ONTO THE NEXT DARE!!!!

Lukas: that was a suprisingly quick recove-

Me: SHAVE YOUR HEAD!!!!

Lukas: NEVRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Me: FIN. WER DIS DEN.

*PINK TUTU APPEARS*

Lukas: fine...

Me: and... *Reads comment* prance around *reads again* while singing, *another read* nope, screetching *HOW MANY TIMES MUST I READ THIS??!!* twinkle twinkle Little star.

Lukas: fine. Just don't touch my beautiful hair...

Me: oh, don't worry! I won't😏

Lukas: *puts on tutu*

Me: *films*

Lukas: *prances* TwInKlE tWiNkLe LiTtLe StAr!
HoW i WoNdEr WhAt YoU aRe!!!!!

*The rest has been deleted because I'm too lazy*

Me: this is going on YouTube!

Lukas: ...fine...

-alot later-

Me: *looking at Lukas sleeping* heh. *Razor in hand* heh.heh. *shaves his head so he has a mowhawk* heh.heh.heh. *takes picture* this is what you get Lukas! This is what you get for taking the bagals! Heh.heh.heh.heh. *shaves rest of head* lol *runs*

-morning!!!-

Me: *checking wattpad*

*Distant screams of 'MY HAIR!!!!!'*

Me: never choose the bagals over the fans! That is a warning!

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Thank you:

Rosettie_Gardens

JorDunDunDun2_3M

And

_Dj_Wolf_Minecraft_

For these hilarious dares!

Now,

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!