The Eeveelutions as SAO Abridged Quotes

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Angelica- "As you can see, I have peeled away your petty façades, and revealed you for what you truly are! ...Fairly attractive twenty-somethings, apparently."

Charles- "Kirito, I killed a thing, and it says I have "expees!" Is that bad? Am I dying?!"

Storm- "Christ I need more bourbon...."

Comet- "he cried, not knowing the difference between a simile and a metaphor, the tininess of his brain dwarfed only by the tininess of his di-"

Roman- "LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER"

Elliot- "Ah, well that part was quite simple. You see, I'm not an idiot."

Laurence- "Fuck it, why don't you all just take a Cheetos and Mountain Dew break and we'll reconvene in an hour?"

The Twins- "Do you think he realizes he just muted himself?" "Give it a minute."

Opal- "Well, how would you like me to mock you, then? I take requests."

Tyler- "Agil: I am known by many names. "Mountain Slayer." "Thunder Lion.""The Chocolate Axe." But you? You may call me... Tiffany."

Vanessa- "Next thing you know, your tutorial NPC is nowhere to be found and players are dropping like Dorito-encrusted flies!"

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