when i go to therapy...

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therapist: Okay, im going to ask you some questions, I want you to tell me the first thing you think of.....Green.

Me: Niall is Irish

Therapist: Cats

Me: Harry likes cats

Therapist: vegetable

Me: Carrots are vegetables, Louis likes carrots.

Therapist: Map.

Me: Liam doesn't know his geography

Therapist: Brick.

Me: Zayn stood on a brick, to get his first kiss.

Therapist: Hawaii

Me: Lilo and Stich, Double reference because its a Disney movie, and its also Liam and Louis' couple name.

Therapist: Obsessed.

Me: dedicated

Therapist: I'm sorry, I cannot help you.

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