Requested by; Me, the author
(What? I'm bored)
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R.Dipshit: *sighs loudly as he sits down*
Me: *glances up to R.D. from my phone before looking back at the screen*
Bill: *yawns loudly before watching TV with R.D.*
Me: *glares at the two from across the room before looking back at my phone*
Dipper: *sneezes like a kitten before wiping his nose and watching tv*
Me: *eye twitches before looking up at them angrily before I look back down at my phone*
Bill: *glances over to me* Hey Sam?
Me: What brat? *glares at him*
Bill: No need to be rude!
Me: What the f**k do you need from me so we can get this over with?
Bill: Can you go make us some more popcorn? *shakes a bowl in my face*
Me: *ignores him and pay attention to my phone*
Will:*walks in and puts his head on my lap, yawning quietly*
R.D.:*yawns loudly*
Me:*growls and snaps* STOP BREATHING LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE YOU SON OF A BI- *Will covers my mouth before tiredly dragging me upstairs to go to sleep*
~~~~~~~~~Upstairs~~~~~~~~~
Will: *cuddles with me and goes to sleep*
Me: *puts phone on charger before going to sleep*
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