So here I was walking back to my house after my nightly walk with my dog. All the sudden my dog starts to bark after turning around to look at something. I turn around and look, and there he was. The damn ass turkey! I screamed, my dog kept barking causing the turkey to try and attack us. It tried pecking my dog. I got so scared and picked up my dog quickly before it pecked her again. I started running. Little did I know the turkey was chasing us all the way to my house. thank God I out ran the turkey. When I got home I started crying under my bed.
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