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The Eternal Pepsi Pond

One day Doritos was in the hot, spicy dessert. He was thirsty for a nice cold glass of Coke but he couldn't find one so he had to settle for a Pepsi pond. 😭

He looked low and high, high and low until he saw the biggest, largest...little pond of Pepsi ever. He quickly ran for the tiny Pepsi pond but as he ran he could see a crab heading for the Pepsi. Doritos started to speed walk sassily. 🏃🏻

But when he got to the pond so did the crab; the crab gave him an evil look so Doritos gave an evil look back. The crab gave him an even more evil look so Doritos did the same but he was beaten by the crab. The evil crab pinched one of his corners, drunk the Pepsi and scurried off into the sun set. 🦀

It felt like it had been forever but it had only been three hours since Doritos got into a crab fight. Doritos felt like he was going to collapse of dedoritohydration but then he saw what he thought was a flash of light. It couldn't be, could it? He was going crazy but he started heading toward the it anyway.⭐

b/Ten minutes later:-\b
b/Doritos POV\b

No God damn way!!

It was a party in the middle of the dessert and by the looks of it it was an ice cream family party.

I walked straight into the party and Stawberry Ice Cream spotted me,
"Oh, hi Doritos you made it! Why are you so late?" she asked with a smile, "I got lost in the dessert trying to find a Pepsi pond and got in a little trouble with a crab..." I nervously laughed,
"Well enjoy the party!"
"I will!" As soon as she walked off I went straight for a table for that drink I wanted so bad but I bumped into someone and spilled their glass.
"Omg I'm so sorry!" I panicked as I looked at who's drink I spilled. I bit my lip nervously,
"You better be! This dress coast me one thousand Cheesepuffs you bleach!" she almost yelled, making everyone look at us,
"So not sorry anymore, Cheetos." I said in a sassy tone (Cheetos is well know for being a snitch bleach and a little demon; I would say demon queen but that role has already been taken!).

"That's it I challenge you!!"
"Challenge me to what?"
"To find the eternal Pepsi pond."
"Okay, but if I win I can ask anything of you."
"Same here, deal!" 🔥

"Okay you have twenty minutes to find the Pepsi pond. Whoever finds it first wins. Ready, steady, go!!" Strawberry Ice Cream shouted and with that we both sassy speed walked to find the pond. 💃🏻

b/Fifteen minutes later:-\b

After fifteen minutes of getting hit by cactuses I finally found it, the eternal Pepsi pond. As I got closer I could see Coca Cola sitting on a sun chair relaxing which is weird because he was supposed to be doing something super important, I snuck up behind him and scared him.

He jumped out of his sun chair and landed on his butt in the hot sand.
"Why you do this to meh Doritos?" he said in a pouty face,
"Because you're supposed to be doing that science project." I said looking at him with an 'oh you're in trouble' face.
"Well I'm taking a break, so you wanna sit with me until Cheetos gets here?"
"How do you know about that?"
"Strawberry ice cream told me."
"Oh, of course she did."
"So you want to"
"Yeah."

b/Five minutes later:-\b

Coca Cola and I were chilling until we heard a annoying voice say,
"I made it yasssss! I win! I win! Whoo!"

I got up and walked to Cheetos,
"Nope! I win! What took you so long?" She screamed at me. Strawberry Ice Cream came and claimed me as the winner. Cheetos started to run at me but I dodged her and she fell in the Pepsi pond. She started to dissolve,
"I'm melting! I'm melting!"
Everyone started singing,
"Ding dong the witch is dead, the wicked witch, witch old witch, ding dong the wicked witch is dead!"

A packet of flaming hot Cheetos jumped out and sassily walked away so everyone started to party again. I finally got that nice tall cold glass of not Coke, but Pepsi, as I finished my glass I turned into a purple Doritos...dun dun dun

AN
I wanna say thanks to ja_Sau for editing this story for me and I wanna give credit to my SENPAI for helping me come up with the idea hope you like it until next time Foodies byeeeeee!!!
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