In the Hallway at school
When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: Jesus Christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can find it done ass wipe
When someone walks the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
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