Is Weed A Flower

4

Jeremy:
I have a friend. I ACTUALLY SOCIALIZED AND DIDN'T EMBARRASS MY SELF. Calm down Jeremy it's just a dude with really nice hair and really cute glasses and pretty smile. Yes I said all of those things, in my head that is. I admit I'm not the straightest but I'm not going to like Micheal. Well at least he won't know, I don't want to mess this up so it'll just be a friendship, yeah a totally no homo friendship between two bro dudes. Well looks like I'm home, maybe I'll text my new friend and see if he wants to hang out.

To: Mikey 🏳️‍🌈
You: hey dude you wanna hang out tomorrow. Since it's Saturday I'll have off of work.
Delivered

Now to wait. It hasn't even been two minutes when I hear a ding. I look down I my phone to see

Mikey🏳️‍🌈
Sounds great. You can come over for lunch and hang out

He than sent me his address, we continued to talk about anything that came to mind and apparently he liked apocalypse of the damned to. After close to two hours of nonstop talking my dad comes to check on me and see if I'm still alive. "Hey Jeremy are you dead, you've been really quiet" "I'm great. You won't believe it but I actually made a friend" "that's great jer" he said now less interested and starts walking away.
/timeskip cuz I'm to lazy/
Micheal:
Shit shit shit shit shit I didn't think this through. It's almost twelve, I don't know what to cook, (cause I can't) I still don't have pants on and the house is still a semi wreck. You see I've been living alone for a while since Mom has gone to the hospital. Not only is she there but dad won't leave her side, which is understandable but since I still need an education or whatever he's given me his card and said be responsible. Maybe Jeremy won't be to uptight about having a clean place and won't mind pizza rolls. When I manage to get on a pair of jeans the doorbell rings and I stand like a deer in the headlights with an empty pizza box in hand. I run as fast as I can to the nearest trash can and throw it away as I go to the door trying to gather my breathing. I open the door to Jeremy who is looking really cute in a shirt with a sloth wearing a top hat on it, skinny jeans and blue converse. Oh yeah I have a huge crush on Jeremy. I'm just to nervous to tell him. "Come on in and Sorry about the mess" "hey it's all good, I mean my room looks like a nuclear explosion" we both laugh at his remark as I let him in. He steps in and I see he has a few pins on the bag that he had. One said 'live life with a porpoise' and it had a little picture of a dolphin and another said 'I'm a bi in need of pie' I laugh to myself and lead him to my room as I say "so you're bi huh?"

A/N: heyyyyyy. How's it goin. Heere's a chapter. At like midnight but whatever. Almost forgot but thanks to justanotheroerson928 for helping me with shitty puns. Boi