Scotty: You guys wanna hear a joke?
Alex: Your YouTube career?
David: Sure Scott
Liza: You know I'm a sucker for jokes
Alex: And dick^
Gabbie: if it's a lame joke don't even bother
Zane: Scott your jokes suck
Heath: agreed^
Carmelita: go ahead Scott
Toddy: um sure
Scotty: why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Scotty: it didn't have the guts!
Liza: I'm using that in my next video
David: An eight year old is funnier than you
Toddy: that was actually funny
Gabbie: That wasn't even funny
Alex: Where do you find these jokes? Your ass? It'd explain why they're so shitty.
Zane: guys I just got an idea
Durte Dom: sorry I'm late
Alex: you're always late, just like your dad was with pulling out.
Zane: yikes^^
Gabbie: take notes from Alex, he's pretty good
David: Zane what was your idea
Zane: I was thinking we can have a yo mama joke war
Liza: count me in
Alex: I'm going to win
Durte Dom: what's the prize to winning?
Carmelita: My pussy
Zane: How about the person with the worst joke has to buy us dinner?
Alex: Alright Scott get ready to pay
Scotty: I'm going to win this.
Heath: Lets go!
Alex: we need a judge
Gabbie: I'll be the judge
Toddy: Do we all go and then choose the winner?
Zane: yeah, let's do it like that
David: I'll go first
David: Yo mama so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Alex: Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Carmelita: Yo mama so nasty not even Durte Dom will fuck her.
Toddy: Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree.
Heath: What's the difference between yo mama and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family.
Liza: Yo mama so poor when I went over to her house and asked what's for dinner she opened her legs and said fish sticks.
Zane: Yo Mama is like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, blows, and gets rolled in the closet.
Scotty: Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Durte Dom: Yo mama is so skinny that she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Gabbie: How the fuck do you guys come up with these? Lol
Liza: the internet
Zane: so who lost?
Heath: It better not be me, I thought long and hard about mine.
Gabbie: Sorry Scotty, yours wasn't that good.
Alex: fucking loser
Scotty: Alright, what do you guys want?
Liza: Taco Bell
Zane:^^
Heath:^^
Durte Dom:^^
David:^^
Alex:^^
Gabbie:^^
Carmelita: Harry Styles
Liza: Me too
Zane: I would tap dat ass
Scotty: Jason what do you want to eat?
Carmelita: Taco Bell
Scotty: Does anyone want to ride with me?
Alex: We want food, not a friendship with you.
Durte Dom: ouch
Zane: I'll go with you
Heath: me too^
Toddy: I'll ride too
Liza: Let me grab a sweater and I'll be out there
David: I'm tagging along
Carmelita:I'll come
Durte Dom: Is there room for me?
Scotty: sure Dom
Alex: I guess Ill go too
Scotty: sorry there's no more room
Alex: Can I sit on some ones lap?
Scotty: No
Alex: you guys know I don't like being home alone.
Gabbie: suck it up Alex
Durte Dom: I'll suck you up^
Gabbie: you're gross
