Year 6000

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"Who is she?"
"Puppy, ouch he bit me!"
"She must've been a soldier, look at her uniform." I felt a poke on my chest. I grabbed the hand and threw it around the owners back. And had my other arm around their neck.
"Don't touch him, he bites." I tell the guy holding his hand.
"Yeah I know." I whistled at Rocky, and he trotted over to me.
"Let me go" the person squirmed in my grip.
"Never touch me, or my dog, ever again. And drop the knife, or I will snap your neck." I heard the knife drop in the dirt. I let go of the woman. "Who are you,and where am I ?"
"Spakx, and I don't know my name."she rubbed her arm.
"Spakx, we're not in Kansas anymore Rocky." I bent down to pet him.
"What is Kansas?" Another,*er, thing asked. It was a purple/pink blob.
"Uhm, it is a state from a country on my planet." I kick a rock, this place looks like Mars.
"What is a state?" It asked again. I ignored her.
"What are y'all doing here?"
"Well the same as you, we where taken for slavery​. The erotic sort."
"You are sex slaves?" They nod. They must not care were they put it anymore.
A door opened and everyone scattered. The no named one grabbed my arm.
"RUN!" she hid behind a bed. I stood there, not knowing what to do.
"That one, YOU." a guard pointed at me
"Me? Nah I'm good. I think you mean her." I pointed to the pink blob, and turned to walk away, but was grabbed. "HEY, GET YOUR FILTHY TENTICLES OFF ME YOU STUPID PIG!" I was drugged out of the room. The giant metal door shut behind us. "Oh when I get out of here, you'll be begging for your mommy."
"At least I won't be screaming Daddy. Hahaha." They still say that?
"Neither will I." I bit his ear and Rocky bit the other guys ankle thing. He had legs like a deer ok. They let go of me and I ran.
"STOP HER!"
"Who?" Another gaurd asked, he reminded me of a hippie.
"Her, the ugly one." I said pointing at a mirror. I ran after I smashed his face into it. "Haha Rocky, this is to eas-AGHH!" did they really just taze me? They picked me up by my feet and hands, and took me to a giant stadium. People where shouting as they brought me in. They chunked me on the ground. Rocky was thrown after me. "DON'T TOUCH HIM!" He grabbed my neck.
"Or what, human?" The gaurd with a chunk of his ear missing spit in my face, kicked me and walked out.
"Ladies and gent-"
"HEY, I'LL INTRODUCE MYSELF YOU STUPID PIECE OF ASS." he handed me the microphone. I took the mic while holding my stomach.
"Things and more horny things. Rod is the name ass kicking is the game. To let you know I have a STD with no cure. Which means you can't touch this​." The crowd was booing me, shouting things.
"100 MILLION CUBITS!!" an old hobo looking guy yelled. I dropped my jaw so low, I didn't think I could pick it back up.
The mc took the microphone from me. "SOLD, TO THE VERY OLD GENEROUS MAN! Nice try, Rod."
The gaurds grabbed me and Rocky, and the guy met them at the gate.
"Here, take your lying bitch." Ear chunk threw me on the ground. I got up and threw a punch at Chunky, missing him because the old man grabbed my waist.

"Guess you will be screaming daddy. Hahaha."
he yelled as the guy threw me over his shoulder. This old guy was stronger than he looks. I simply threw Chunky the bird
"ASSHOLE, WAIT TILL I-"
"Quiet." Bill Cosby slapped my ass. I gasped, he chuckled.

After what seemed like forever. I was put on the ground in the middle of an ally.
"Ok look here buddy, I'm not into hobo grandpas, so let me go."
"Good thing I'm neither of those things." I looked at him puzzled. Then he started to strip, I closed my eyes with my hands. I felt his hands remove mine from my eyes. "Look."
I opened my eyes, and there stood the hottest guy I ever seen."Do you really have an STD?"
"Depends on what you want from me?" He trapped me between a wall and his shirtless torso.
"Nothing" he stepped away from me walking into a ship I followed.
"Then no, I don't." I walked in looking for Rocky. "Rocky?" I heard scratching at the door, and a whimper. I jog over and let him in. "Oh I'm sorry, here do you waaant, this!" I pulled out his banana from his collar. I don't remember putting it there.
"Rocky..." The guy mumbled under his breath.
"Yeah as in Rocky Road ice cream. Do you have a name?"
"Steven, Steven Quad. You?"
"Dylan Rod, you can call me Dyl."
"Ok" he turned to the bathroom. "If you want, which you probably do, you can go get a shower. I'll lay some clothes out for you."
I look down, I'm covered in dirt and my blonde hair is now red. "Yeah, uhm, come on Rocko, let's go get you a bath too." His tail was wagging and he barked. Steven laughed, handing me some dog shampoo. "Thank you."
He nodded and walked into another room. I walked into the bathroom locking the door. I turned the water on letting it hit my dry face. Rocky was eating and barking at it. It felt like years since I took a shower. I gave Rocky a bath and dried him off and let him​ out of the shower he layed on the towel. I finished my shower and took a towel and wrapped it around me. I found clothes hanging on the towel rack and Rocky​ was barking on the other side of the door. I panicked and opened it, Rocky was playing with Steven. I lean against the door frame. "Having fun?" Steven stood up from his squatting position and walked over to me.
"Feel better?" He placed a hand on my face, leaning towards me.
"I should go get dressed." He stops and clears his throat, scratching the back of his neck.
"Yeah, that would be a good idea." I close the door and sit in n the ground with my head against the door. Did he just try to kiss me? Did I decline him? Why? Stupid Dylan, you could have had him.I got dressed into a grey shirt that barley covered my ass and some underwear​. "Oh butt on fleek." I stood in the mirror admiring my butt."Oh the things I would do to you." I jump at the sound of his voice.He was standing in the doorway, shirtless I might add. I was staring, stop. He walked over to me and placed a hand on my waist, and the other in my hand. He took my hand behind my back and pushed me closer to him."You are so beautiful."
I got lost in his eyes, he was leaning in, and I was ready.
My stomach growled, loud.
"You hungry?" I let out a little laugh, and bit my lip.
"Maybe" he let go of me as I followed him to the kitchen.
"This is the best thing I have ever tasted. Where did you learn to cook like this?"
"I taught myself, you know you remind me a lot of someone."
"Really who?" I asked getting a drink of water.
"Her."
"Who? I'm sorry, Rocky shh" I didn't hear what he said, Rocky was barking at me.
"Nothing, um you done?"
"Yes but I'll do dishes." I said standing up and taking his dish and walking to the sink. I was humming the only song I remember. Funny, I haven't hummed this song in forever.
"Baby no, baby no, I promise it won't be the last kiss so hold it on.."
"Keep it safe don't forget about it cause baby I won't.." I felt his hands grab my waist, and his chin on the top of my head. "Haciéndotelo así, así, así
The way how you like it, baby.." he let go leaving.
"Wait." He stops and turns. I stood there speechless. He leaves the room. I let my breath go, I didn't know I was holding.