PRETEND.

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Unknown

Unknown:
Hey wanna be my pretend gf?

Y/N:
No

Unknown:
Why not :(

Y/N:
Dude I like chicks so unless you're a chick fuck off

Unknown:
You're a guy?

Unknown:
Whoops wrong number

Y/N:
I meant you

Y/N:
And where'd you get my number from anyways?

Unknown:
Not importanteyyy

Y/N:
Is that English?

Unknown:
Stop changing the subject!

Y/N:
I only did it once how am I suppose to stop something I did once?

Unknown:
You are very annoying

Y/N:
Then why do you want me to be your fake gf?

Unknown:
Pretend*

Unknown:
Because...I might have told my friends we were dating...

Y/N:
Wtf who are you?

Unknown:
Patrick

Y/N:
That's not funny

Unknown:
You aren't funny!

Y/N:
Okay

Unknown:
I'm a girl btw

Y/N:
Do I know you?

Unknown:
Probably not but I know you

Y/N:
From where?

Unknown:
Figure it out.

Unknown:
But can you just do me this one favor :(

Y/N:
What's in it for me?

Unknown:
Meeeeee :)

Y/N:
That's not fair

Unknown:
I think it is.

Y/N:
I don't

Unknown:
Okay I'm adding you to the group chat "girlfriend" :)

Y/N:
Wait what?

Y/N:
What group chat?

Y/N:
I don't want to be your pretend gf!!!!