Warning: this is an inside joke and will not make sense to literally any other reader then to the people who know who Sammy and Christine are and what their family is. So just a recap. It's a lesbian couple who adopted to animal demons but they were cursed so they practically have a mating season the same time their animals do. Ok? Ok!
Christine and Sammy sat in the office of the elementary school. They decided to have their children skip Pre-K for obvious seasons to them. The principal and their child's teacher walks in
Teacher: so what is it?
Sammy: well you see (insert which ever child it is here) has a condition where he/she's not really...I can't describe it. But for a period of time they need loving interaction and so we just wanted to let you know
Teacher: *raises an eyebrow* this sounds a little strange
Christine: well, it's not just living interaction as they get older. It's really...extremely difficult to explain...without getting in trouble...
Teacher: *still confused* is there a human condition you can compare it to?
Principal: *knows about demons and shit and what Jessel does so she's just silent*
Sammy: BEING HOR-*she's cut off by Christine putting a hand over her mouth but there's a muffled "horny fuck"*
Christine: Sammy, we're in an elementary school *removes her hand*
Sammy: sorry...
Teacher: what have you taught your child?
Christine: nothing. We adopted them. Plus it's how we found them...
Sammy: yeah.
The end. Also I didn't even explain middle and high school so sorry meh friends
