Even Bumblebees Sting|| A Destiel, sabriel, and michifer fanfic

Deb

(Michaels Pov)

I was sitting on the couch watching The Breakfast Club, my favorite movie, when a knock on the door startled me.

"Who's there?"

"Hitler."

"Come in Lucifer."

Looking to my left I saw Luci strut in with a bag of.....

Fireworks, toilet paper, and groceries.

"May I ask why you've brought.....probably illegal explosives into our apartment??" I looked up at him impatiently. "Well I was getting groceries and I was at the cash register when I say this dude-" he started.

"Please don't tell me you yelled at Deb (baggage lady, I think) again."

Lucifer looked away from me for a second and then continued.

"Anyway so I was finished buying our food, which in my opinion, I don't know why you made me buy all this healthy shit. We never get to binge! You're basically calling me fat." Lucifer wiped a fake tear.

"Can you just continue the story Lucifer and put the fireworks...away please." I grabbed the groceries from his hands, hesitant at first. Why'd he have to bring goddamn explosives when I just cleaned the place. "Luci none of this stuff is what we need it's all junk" I sighed.

"Sorry mother dearest, but your healthy food list was complete trash. So I finished buying our food after giving Deb a few looks, what can I say she was being a huge bitch again! And I saw this old guy outside and he tapped my shoulder and I asked me if I wanted some fun stuff, so I said yeah-"

"Lucifer what the fuck-"

"LET ME FINISH, so I said yeah and he handed me a bunch of fireworks and asked for something in return so I gave him our pudding cups and ran." Lucifer smiled proudly at his "trade". He's lucky he's a cute little shit.

"Ok....what's the toilet paper for-"

"Well Deb just moved into a house like a block away from ours sooo-"

"We're not going to drown that poor women's house in toilet paper" I sighed, Lucifer pouted. I picked up one of the juice boxes that he bought, classic grape, and took a sip.

"Why don't you ever want to defend my honor, I'm your best friend! Why do you enjoy such a sad Lucifer, I'm hurt" He yelped.

I snorted, choking on my juice, spilling the purple liquid all over the floor.

"Oh you little fucker, that's gonna make the floor all sticky!" I groaned.

"Satan says sorry" Lucifer pouted and hugged my arm. "Satan better get his ass over to that mop and start cleaning" I pushed him away, sitting back on the couch. I put my movie back on listening to the faint sound of Lucifer singing Brittany Spears.

I'm a sllaaaaavvveeeee for you

"Lucifer I swear to God-"

"Chuck"

"What?"

"Chuck"

"Why would I use my dads name?"

"Cause the fandom says so-"

"Lucifer are you on drugs"

"Oh hell yeah"

"Ok, I'm going to continue with my movie, and you can join me when you're ready to be a responsible adult." I scolded, settling back down on the couch.

"You sound like my goddamn mother" Lucifer groaned plopping down next to me. I smiled lightly and snuggled into his arm, moments like this made me think....

My god I love this man. I love him so much. But he'll never know it.

Because he doesn't love me back.

He can't.

Lucifer is one of those guys that can get anyone. With a quick wink and a smile it's like you're in some kind of trance. He brings someone new home almost every night, he keeps them for a few weeks and then leaves them dry. The longest relationship he had was three months but that was in high school, when Lucifer believed in things like love.

Now it's just all about getting a good fuck. Each word, stare, or smile dripped with lust and the hunger for touch. And I know that's not what I want. I'm asexual. It's not like I love Lucifer any less because of it, because I do love and admire him with everything I have. But I don't want anything that has to do with sex and that's what Lucifer craves every second of the day.

And it just hurts a little sometimes, y'know? My heart just cracks a little when he mentions how good sex was with that man at the bar last night. Or how that girl from the coffee shop was one of the best he's ever had. I can't be that. Ever.

"Mikey, Gabriel called me last night, since your phone is getting fixed."

"And-"

"And Royals back, Castiel found a boyfriend, and Gabe's finally getting into school." Lucifer finished quietly, lifting his arm up to give me more room.

I buried my head into his collarbone, letting the smell of cheap cologne and wine coolers ( his favorite drink, don't judge) sink in.

"They're gonna need help with money Lucifer, I mean Gabe works at a frigging Gas-N-Sip and we don't even know where Royal works, and Claire, sweet Claire-" I sighed moving away from Lucifer.

He looked almost lost in thought before finally glancing at me.

"What are you proposing?"

"I think we should go back home Luci. I think they need us."

He only leans back into the couch , and turns back to the tv.
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Ok so I'm back and I'm sorry that I left for so long. It's just....a lot sometimes and y'know I thought I could write a story and be confident. But then I just kept thinking of how bad I was and it just got worse and I was terrified because of the judgment and what might happen if I keep posting. But I know that there are actual people out there that like my writing so from now on I will be continuing this story. And I'll do my best with it. Because I actually care about this story. Also there's going to be a lot of mistakes cause I'm writing on my phone, my computers trash so yeah....

Sorry its short too, didn't want to make this a huge chapter!

K bye

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