Bros before Hoes

Phase one of change

"That's the last of it" Vince said as he placed the last box of my stuff on the floor.

"Thanks Vinny" I said as I pinched his cheek, making him swat my hand

"I told you never call me that" he said, making me laugh

"Whatever you say Vinny" I said as I kneeled down and took the stuff out of the box.

"God you make it sound like I'm an Italian mafia god or something" Vince said as he shook his head in disappointment.

"Isn't that your dream though Vinny?" I asked him teasingly as he glared at me "And you're part Italian, dumbass. Don't play with me" I told him, making him roll his eyes at me. 

I had just arrived at my dorm and I was unpacking the things Vince had helped me bring to my dorm room.

"You done bringing setting up your stuff?" I asked Vince

"Sort of." He answered "The movers helped us bring our stuff in so that was easy" he said as he helped me put my stuff in its proper places.

Unlike me, who had some random person as my roommate, the three of them decided to get a dorm together, which was just right around the block from mine.

I'd feel sorry for the fourth person because he was probably bound for pranks that the three would pull, but because they seemed to want their "personal spaces", they rented out the fourth bunk too.

I would've bunked with them, but I really didn't wanna wake up hungover one day with dicks drawn on my face.

Of course they'd be too scared to do that to me again, but I'm still taking precautions for when they decide to be ballsy again.

"Hey Lee" Vince said "If your roommate's super hot, you'd tell me right?" Vince said, and without a warning, I threw a pillow at him hitting the back of his head.

"Some friend you are" he answered, making me snicker.

"Don't you think there are already too many girls in here that you have to hit on my mystery roommate?" I asked him, making him shrug

"That's why you're gonna tell me if she's hot" Vince answered "I mean, I'm not saying you can't tell Aldrin or Dom about her. I'm just asking you to tell me if she's my type of hot. If she's Dom's type of hot, you can tell him. If she's Aldrin's type if hot, you can tell him too"

I rolled my eyes.

"Please." I said "It's not like you haven't hit on the same girl anyways"

I said, remembering when they all hit on Charlie when I became friends with her.

"She was all our type" Vince answered nonchalantly.

"You asked her is she wanted a foursome" I stated. "Don't you think seeing your two guy best friends' dicks is weird?" I told him. He thought about it for a minute before answering

"You know, now that I think about it, that'd be disgusting as fuck" he answered then went back to helping me unpack "Of course, it'd be for them. They'd feel super shitty when they see I'm bigger" Vince added a few seconds later before snickering

I facepalmed myself.

"Remind me how I got stuck with the three of you himbos again?" I said

"Because you love us and our sexcapades is good entertainment for your dumbass" he answered, and in that moment, all I could do was sigh.

He was right though. I did love them. 

The sexcapade as an entertainment was honestly a disgusting thought, but the girls knew what they were getting into. They never treated the girls like shit, and any girl who ever thought about having something more with them was warned beforehand.