Bros before Hoes

The roommate

I was just enjoying my sleep.

The tiredness was still all over my system, when unfortunately there was a loud knock on my door.

Well, more like three very familiar, aggressive knocks.

I groaned as I got up lazily to open the door.

I probably looked like shit waking up, but I didn't care.

By the time I opened the door, I saw my three idiot best friends standing by my door frame. The moment they realized the door was already opened for them, they turned around and faced me, only to suddenly shut up and blush before quickly looking away.

I knew I looked shitty.

Why they looked away though was kind of confusing since normally one of them would already have their phones up taking a picture of me and my shitty state, so before they could do that, I turned around and walked back inside.

I rolled my eyes, realizing that they have already seen me worst than this so this probably wasn't photo moment enough for them.

"What?" I asked "It's not like you haven't seen me this shitty before" I said as I stepped out of the way to let them in.

They started rubbing the back of their necks as they quietly entered.

I have been friends with them since forever, and this was the most quiet they have ever gotten.

"Guys." I said, snapping them out of their thoughts as I stood in front of them "What do you guys want at this time of the day?"

"Well, we were hoping you'd go with us for breakfast" Vince said, still rubbing the back of his neck. My eyebrows shot up

"Uh huh" I said as I went to my closet to take out clothes "Seriously. Your silence is defeaning" I said as I entered the bathroom to take a shower before they started talking again.

That was super weird. I thought as I began brushing my teeth in front of the mirror, and that's when I realized why they were suddenly feeling so awkward.

After taking a shower, I changed and got out of the bathroom, making the three stop talking again and look at me.

"What's wrong with you guys?" I asked as I began drying my hair

"Really?" Aldrin asked as he got up, followed by the two as they walked over to me with their arms crossed.

"Lee you were wearing a cami top and boxer shorts." Vince said "Not that that wasn't super hot, but what if it wasn't us who knocked on your door?"

"You might as well flash everyone in this floor" Dom said, making me roll my eyes

"Are you saying I can't wear what I want? Because, last time I checked this is my dorm" I told them

"We know" Aldrin said "We just don't want people seeing something that they probably won't be getting" he added

"We're just looking out for you Lee" Dom said.

I sighed, thinking that they were probably right.

"Fine" I said "I just got super annoyed that you guys woke me up this damn early, my pjs was the last thing on my mind"

"Our fault" Vince said as he placed his arm around my shoulder

"Well what kind of best friends we'd be if we'd let you flash everyone right?" Dom added "Because truthfully, you don't really look like a slut" he added, earning a punch from me

"Alright, alright" Aldrin said "Let's go. I don't know about you guys, but I am hungry as fuck" he said as he headed out the door, followed by us.

"I bumped into this guy and he told me where to get the best breakfast" Dom said as we walked over to his car.