The soap fic FRESH for Papi CrankThatFrank

I hate myself for this

Frank had just finished filming his new YouTube video "try not to cringe emo challenge 100000000000". He was about to die because of the cringe so he needed his daily dose of milk to wash away the cringe. He walked to the fridge and grabbed the milk with his left hand. He pored the cold drink down his throat. He didn't need a cup. Then he sat down on the couch when suddenly Pete wentz appeared out of nowhere.
"OH MY GOD PETE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU ARE MY SENPAI" Frank screamed
"I though I was your senpai Frank" Brendon said appearing from under the couch while hugging a bottle of milk
"OH MY GOD FOREHEAD DADDY" Frank screamed
Josh Dun then appeared throwing one of his precious drums sticks to Brendon's forehead.
"SHORTY YOU ARE NOT EVEN REAL GET OUT" Brendon screamed at the man who threw the stick
Josh then faded away leaving his drums sticks and three soap bars
*insert g note here*
Everyone started crying while Gerard way descended from the sky with Ryan Ross on his arms
"I believe this rat belongs to one of you emosluts"
"RYAN" Brendon cried while running to his lover
"WAIT WHAT IS GOING ON?" Frank questioned
Tyler Joseph sat on Frank's lap and whispered
"We are here to show you the importance of soap"
"But I though soap was just what the cringey kids on musically (I don't know how to write it and I'm lazy to go search) used" Frank responded
"Frank accept the soap and MCR will get back together. You not accepting the soap is the reason we haven't got back together" Gerard explained. He then proceeded to grab one bar of soap while Pete unzipped Frank's pants
"Wait what are you doing?" Frank asked concerned but Turned on by the fact that out of the sudden everyone was wearing lingerie.
"Frank baby" Ryan the rat moaned while Brendon poured milk into his ass "accept the soap and emo will reborn"
Gerard started shoving the soap bar into Frank's rectum creating soap bubbles.
"The soap washes the cringe Frank " Pete said while Tyler did a dab and shoved his dab up Pete's ass.
Gerard then shoved one more bar of soap up Frank's ass because one wasn't enough.
"Call me emo daddy!" Gerard demanded
Frank moaned at the movement of the soap hitting his prostate
"Yes emo daddy"
While everyone was occupied fucking each other with soap, dabs and milk on Frank's living room Dan and Phil appeared. The British boys were very confused at this unusual encounter but the smirked and said at the same time.
"why don't we work in team in Frank's bedroom"
Everyone got up And went to Frank bedroom and then proceed what they were doing and Dan and Phil went to closet "play" because there was a rumor that if you fucked in Frank's closet shrek would show up.
"Frank there's only one thing left" Tyler said
Gerard removed the soap from Frank's ass.
What happen next was a surprise to Frank. Pete wentz shoved eyeliner up Tyler's ass while Tyler shoved a dab up Frank ass and Gerard placed the soap into Frank's mouth, Ryan shoved cheese whiz up Gerard's perfect ass while receiving milk in his ass from Brendon. Everything was perfect until BTS opened the door. Suga protected Jimin's innocence by kissing him, papa Rapmonster covered mama Jin's eyes and Jungkook just grabbed V and ran away with him. J-hope shocked and laughing at the weird acts the emos were performing said
"We heard CrankThatFrank was a fan so we wanted to make a surprise but we'll come back later"
Then J-hope closed the door leaving the emos alone.
Six hours later Gerard broke union, grabbed a piano a played the g note. Everyone started crying but then the rest of the MCR members descended from the sky and said.
"Frank you accepted the soap. The soap is emo. MCR will not only get back together but will also give you a life supply of emo soap" Gerard said.
Then Dan and Phil opened the closet reveling Shrek. He said
"Frank is life. Frank is love. I made a shrine for you Frank. Notice me senpai, love me papi CrankThatFrank"
Frank having "war" flashbacks he ran away from home to realize that after 10 hours of running from shrek he was in South Korean. He passed by a electronics shop and the TV showed a picture of MCR saying the were getting back together, that Josh had become real and Ryan Ross came back to Brendon Urie. Emo was alive and Frank learned to speak Korean and fucked BTS (except Suga and Jimin) with soap that night.

The end of the soap fic