pwheezy:
mwheezy: are u asking me on a date
milkfriend: what the fuck
milkfriend: I open the chat and im met with a trash cat
.diluted.: I tried to befriend a possum once
.diluted.: aka I found it in the yard and I thought it was playing dead
.diluted.: I was petting a deceased possum
.diluted.: I was 8
milkfriend: maybe that's what traumatized you and made you so fucked up
.diluted.: actually it was child abuse but that works too
milkfriend: frank "daddy issues" iero
.diluted.: haha yeah
pwheezy: STOP THIS
.diluted.: okay
milkfriend: hey frank is this you
.diluted.: hOW DID U GET THAT PHOTO OF ME
mwheezy: seriously,, what the fuck is that
milkfriend: beats me i found it on tumblr
.diluted.: did you find my nudes too
milkfriend: no
milkfriend: thank god.
.diluted.: gerard two years ago: "oh frank ur so beautiful!! 1! 1"
.diluted.: gerard now: "go eat shit you basement dwelling trash rat"
milkfriend: haha basically
.diluted.: don't praise my roasts fuckboy
mwheezy: well i'm uncomfortable
pwheezy:
YOU ARE READING
not my type ↬ frerard
Fanfictiondear fucking whoever... ~ ☆ #1 in the kikfic tag ☆ #11 in the petekey tag ☆ #12 in the frerard tag ~ disclaimer: i wrote this when i was like 14 so it's kind of problematic but whatever