Jacob Sartorious imagines yay

Sk8er Boi

(A/N:  I know this is old but have y'all seen that twitter thread where it exposes Avril Lavigne a lil bit bc that freaked me out. Ok lets goooo)

U were walking home from ballet when a guy in ur grade pulled up in his siiiiick sk8 board.

Omg it's tha puuuunk! Ur friend Oolga says.

Ur other friend Pringles Pizza Sticks  sticks up her nose at him.

Hi yn sk8er boi says.

Hi... um wuts ur name u say back

Jacob he says

Hi Jacob u say

How are u Jacob says

Good wbu u say

Good wbu he says

EW GROSS U DORKS someone yells.

U and ur friends and Jacob look over at the sound of the voice

A guy rides on on his bike.

He has a backwards red baseball hat, green shirt, and black pants.

U notice his red hair sticks out of the hat.

Hey Kev wait up! Someone shouts

ITS ED EDD N EDDY!!!!!!

Dorks!!! Jacob yells.

U reject Jacob for Double D

Years later u and double d live in a small house near the college he works at and u are alone with the baby.

U turn on the tv and see Kevin and Jacob on MTV.

Hello MTV u say. And welcome to my crib.

U go to the concert for Jacob.

U see him on stage and then with Avril.

hi Jacob and Kevin u say.

Honey step away from MY MAN Avril says.

U go home to double d and ur baby and cry urself to sleep.

U think about what u and Jacob could've been. Wondering if he's thinking about u rn.

Wish I could be part of ur wooooooorld. U sing.

Babe shut the hell up with ur true love crap you've been talking about Jacob all night double d says.

Truuuuuu loooooov u sing again.

Double d shoves u down the stairs without realizing Jacob was there.

HOW DARE U DOUBLE D Jacob yells.

Kevin beats him up. DORK!!!!

Jacob breaks up with Avril.

I love yn Jacob yells her.

What evs! Avril yells.

She laughs.

IM NOT AVRIL IM MELLISSA!!!!!

Jacob cri.

Dubble D cri

U cri

Baby cri

Kevin cri

Then he punch double d.

(A/N: Omg Jacob and double d fighting over u😻)