niggas aint shit

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i have a boyfriend

i've had one for almost two months now and like, he means the world to me but sometimes he's just,,,immature?? like when we first started dating he had this whole thing of making sure to smack my ass in front of his lil friends and going "mine" and making me uncomfortable

like he's the sweetest he'll say the sweetest things but when he's with his friends he's just,,,dumb and i don't think i can deal with it

like he's usually so sweet but yesterday he was with his friend Ryan talking bout some "SEND NUDES."

so like first of all who tf you think you speaking to

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so like first of all who tf you think you speaking to

the text before that was literally "Love you❤️" so like??? nigga where did that come from???

so obviously if you come at me with some "S E N D. N U D E S." i don't gotta listen to anything yo lil prepubescent ass gotta say the fuck

so OBVIOUSLY i say no

and then he comes at me with some

and i'm like nigga THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE sending you nudes cuz you on some horny shit? um??? not my problem boi beat ya meat to porn i don't fucking care talking bout some "❤️" after that shit like it's finna change my mind

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and i'm like nigga THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE sending you nudes cuz you on some horny shit? um??? not my problem boi beat ya meat to porn i don't fucking care
talking bout some "❤️" after that shit like it's finna change my mind

NO

talking bout some "naw babe i'm tryna get off" like THAT'S gonna change my mind


DO
NOT
CARE
BOUT
YO
DICK
BOO

the fuck is niggas on these days

then talking bout some love you though like i should be grateful you loving me after i ain't sending you some nudes

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then talking bout some love you though like i should be grateful you loving me after i ain't sending you some nudes

TALKING BOUT SOME "Ryan said hi" HOW YOU GON ASK FOR NUDES WITH YO NIGGA IN THE ROOM???

said you was tryna get off??? with yo nigga in the same god damn room??

y'all my niggas gay

tbh i ship it tho

but in conclusion all dudes the same and they dumb af

don't trust these niggas
stay woke (niggas creepin)
goodnight

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