2 Days Before The 2004 Subway 400

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Chris Myers sits in a recording booth with all the full time rookies doing a thing for the FS1 Booth during the Pre Race Show.

"And we have all the rookies in this 2004 NASCAR Nextel Cup Series."

"Now James, lets start with you, after being the main cause of the wreck in the 500 that took you and about 5 other drivers out of contention of the Daytona 500, what do you have to say about that?"


"....Well Chris, we had a Dodge that could win the Race, and TONY STEWART CAN KISS MY FU-"

The Screen goes to Static and then back to them all sitting.

"I meant to say that we really thought we could've won the race before Tony Stewart slid up into us and completely........."



"Okay you are a complete failure James.. Now Johnny Sauter..."

"I'm not Johnny Benson."

"Kahne?"

"Annoying Sisters."

"Chris?"

"I'm better at Nascar Racing 2003 Season than actual racing."

"Vickers?"

"Busch.Series.Champion."

"Karson?"

"Rose can suck me off."

"Rose?"

"I thought I killed Mikey."


"OKAY. THATS IT YOU ROOKIES ARE RETARDS. I AM OUT!"


Myers storms out while all the rookies are bewildered.


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