Jamilton {modern au}

The next day

Ham: *wakes up* good morning
Tjeff: good morning *rolls eyes*
Ham: so what's for breakfast?
Tjeff: *laughs* I didnt make breakfast
Ham: oh *gets up* I'm gonna go to the store bye
Tjeff: get ramen and beer
Ham: ok I'll be back in an hour I promise
tjeff: ok
*3 hours later*
Tjeff: where the fuck where you
Ham: oh sorry I was somewhere
Tjeff: don't try to get out of this especially with me
Ham: *puts down bags* here
Tjeff: whatever
Ham: just got stuff for you I'm eating out tonight
Tjeff: where
Ham: non of your business
Tjeff: fine *takes off shirt*
Ham: what the fuck thomas
Tjeff: I thought you were leaving
Ham: *blushes* um yes I-i was leaving bye now *sweats*
Tjeff: bye pervert
*later that night*
Ham: I'm back
Tjeff: um ok like I care
Ham: you should
Tjeff: why
Ham: because um because
Tjeff: wow the best reason ever *rolls eyes*
Ham: wow look at the time it's getting late
Tjeff: whatever
Ham: don't whatever me mister
Tjeff: I thought you were going to bed jackass
Ham: I am
*2 hours later*
Ham: *starts crying*
Tjeff: what is that hams probably asleep
Ham: *starts crying even more*
Tjeff: *gets up* hammy is that you?
Ham: *silent*
Tjeff: hamilton I know you're awake
Ham: *silent*
Tjeff: whatever good night now