Jamilton {modern au}

Sup

Tjeff: hey ham
Ham: good mor-- *screams*
Tjeff: what is it
Ham: put some clothes on now please
Tjeff: Jesus, I just took off my shirt
Ham: just put on a shirt
Tjeff: oh I see you want me to take my jeans off
Ham: no just put on a shirt
Tjeff: *takes off jeans*
Ham: *blushes and starts to sweat and starts thinking about dirty thing*
Tjeff: you ok little dude
Ham: .... *silent*
Tjeff: oh I see you have a crush on me
Ham: put on some fucking pants
Tjeff: relax there's nothing to worry about ham
Ham: ok whatever
*after breakfast*
Tjeff: so ham there's this place that's cool and it's private I'm the only one that knows about it
Ham: oh what is it
Tjeff: it's a lake
Ham: oh that's cool lets go
Tjeff: ok then
Ham: I'm ready
Tjeff: I'm ready too
Ham: why are you wearing those
Tjeff: oh they're just my pair of speedos
Ham: speedos that are extremely thin and tight and they don't look like they fit you
Tjeff: we can talk about it later ok