Random Comedy

ER

      So Yesterday July 4th of 2017 I was going with my mama to the digity darn gym. I was uwith my lil bro at the daycare and it was FREAKING FREEZING COLD. So I'm like shit this joint cold af. And then this lil bish named maddie forces me into a game of freeze tag. And I'm like well first off cant I read my  goddamm book in peace. And second off it walready fucking cold. But i gave im and it was fooking hard. It was like running in the North Pole I swear. So I'm like you know what lets play another game ok? And when I sat down I was hell dizzy. So i stood up and when to the bathroom. But I didn't have to throw up. So I went to one of the "caretakers" there and was like, uh miss I'm not feeling so good.

   So next thing i know is that in on this one red bench and my vision is a blur of blue and yellow. Like black and white static but I could have sort of see peeps. The first thing I think is, how does one cake so much makeup on their face. But then when my mama came we went to the ER.

  So we're there at the ER I was not feeling that good. Oh and guess what guess fucking what. My goddamm period just had to star didn't it? Turns out i got a uriine infection. But I still blame the shit ass daycare having their AC on blast.

Was this funny idk.