Random Comedy

A story (please dont get triggered af)

So this is a story of when i "attempted" to come out to my *deep breath* racist homophobic transphobic stereotyping okay-ish uncle. PHEW! Like I'm not call him out but still I'm in a car ride to my gramma's house so I thought of this.

So if you are any sexuality other than "the norm" you probably know that when you make a new friend you gotta make sure they aren't like judging and then they make it to the next level of you telling them,"Hey like I'm *enter sexuality other than straight here* I hope,like, we aren't awkward...". I added the "like" because nobody is confident. Even the the PERSON YOU ARE BEFRIENDING is non-straight it's still awkward. So yeah let's get to da story.

So we just got back into my gramma's house after got ice cream from the ice crew man. So when we got back my uncle started talking bad bad stuff like,"oh he's gonna blow us up" because the dude had a turban. An my inner protester was like,"Dude I've known this ice cream man since forever he has been giving me a bubble gum bar for a dollar when actually they are a dollar fifty." So i say,"Tio im gay (sense i am not going to explain pansexual to him)" and he's like,"TiO Im GAy" and my mom is like,"no she fo real" and my uncle ignores us." And my mom is like,"what wrong it's what she likes!?" And my uncle*note i am wearing a pink SimplyNailogical hoodie* is like,"Pink? A lotta girls like pink."

I have never tried so hard to hide a laugh.

Potato is OUTTA HERE!