"Woah, so you guys are a thing. That's so sweet!"
"Ivy!" I yelled, "That's what Danielle told everyone. We're not actually gay."
Niko raised his hand. "I actually am gay."
"I think you should go with it." She smiled happily at the two of us.
"Ivy! Don't you dare make this a whole big thing. And should I really give Danielle what she wants?"
"Boys! You are all dense. Scalawag, her whole mission was to humiliate you. How can she get what she wants if actually pretend to be gay. Duh!"
"How would my mother take this?" I threw myself on the couch.
"When my mom found out I was gay she went insane." Niko looked down at me.
Ivy furrowed her brows, "Your mother didn't go looney because her baby boy liked peckers instead of kittens. That was her excuse. And back to Cal, your mom might actually be nice to me for once when she realizes Im not out to steal your virginities."
"Why do you think Im a virgin?" I asked offensively.
"Calvin James! We are best friends and you're too nice for these highschool sluts to corrupt you. Be a gay boy! Just do it for me."
"Im not being gay for you!" Just as I said those words, Ivy's father walked into the room.
"Well, hello, Calvin."
"Hello, uh, sir."
He shook his head and went into his room. I looked angrily at Ivy and then sighed. "Okay. I'll do it."
