The Town of Western-West

Now let me tell you a little story. It starts with a narrator, speaking to the world.

"In the town of Western-West, there were many unique and interesting characters," the narrator said. "Mr. Totally Awesome Dude, was totally awesome." A tall blonde guy turned around, and flipped his hair heroically.

"There were two sheriffs," the narrator continued. "Sheriff Dumb," A short Asian girl turns around and shoots upwards. "And Sheriff Dumber." A slightly taller Asian girl turns around, hitting Sheriff Dumb in the face before shooting upwards.

"There was also a blonde banker who wasn't the fasted bullet in the gun." The narrator said. A tall blonde girl turns around.

"Duhrrr." the blonde banker said. The narrator then receives a serious look on her face.

"But there was one who was the meanest dude in town." the narrator said, giving a pause for dramatic effect. "Mr. Evil Bunny Guy." she said, slowly and dramatically. Mr. Totally Awesome Dude, Sheriff Dumb and Sheriff Dumber, even the blonde banker said "Dun, dun, dun." Mr. Evil Bunny Guy turned around and meows. The blonde banker looked surprised.

"I didn't know that bunnies meowed..." she stated curiously.

"Oopsie Daisy! I mean boing boing!" Mr. Evil Bunny Guy said sweetly, before hopping off. Everyone shrugged and left.

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The narrator was standing around eating crackers.

"Wow, deese cwackers suh are yummy!" she said, crackers in her mouth. Behind her, Mr. Evil Bunny Guy was creeping up slowly behind her. He stole her crackers and laughed manaically and evilly, before hopping away. "MY CRACKERS!!!!" the narrator screamed before falling to the ground and crying.

The day passed and the narrator got over her lost crackers.

"The next day, everyone was in the saloon drinking milk and having fun." she said. She then joined them in eating crackers. Mr. Evil Bunny Guy burst into the saloon dramatically. He aproached an old lady.

"I'm here to state the obvious and steal your crackers!" he said loudly. The old lady shook in fright.

"NOOO!" she exclaimed.

"Not again." the narrator mumbled. Sheriff Dumb stood up.

"Hands where I can see 'em, punk!" she said defiantly, pointing her pistol at him. Sheriff Dumber stood there examining the pistol.

"How do you work this thing?" she asked. "Oh I get it! It's a camera! Cheese!" she said. Sheriff Dumb and Sheriff Dumb fell to the floor. Mr. Evil Bunny Guy laughed evilly. Then Mr. Totally Awesome Dude Burst in heroically.

"Never fear, Mr. Totally Awesome Dude is here!" he said. "Hand over the crackers, Mr. Evil Bunny Guy!"

"NEVER!!!" he yelled, before he ran out.

"DARN IT!" everyone said as they walked out.

As they day passed into the next the narrator spoke again.

"The next day, the bunny robs the bank." she said, sighing. The blonde banker sat around doing incorrect math.

"One plus one ...equals 7!" she said happily, counting on her fingers. She ate crackers as well. Mr. Evil Bunny Guy hopped over.

"Hand over the crackers!" he demanded.

"Okay!" the blonde banker said happily.

"That was easy!" Mr. Evil Bunny Guy said, a little surprised. He didn't see Mr. Totally Awesome Dude behind him. He grabbed the bunny by the ears. He gave the blonde banker back her crackers.

"Here you go ma'am." he said.

"Thanks!" the blonde banker said. Mr. Totally Awesome Dude then looked at Mr. Evil Bunny Guy.

"You're in a lot of trouble." he said.

"I'm so sorry! I just love crackers!" the bunny said. "Why can't we all be friends?" he suggested. Then everyone skipped off into the sunset together, even Sheriff Dumb and Dumber, both who had miraculously survived.

"He still owes me crackers." the narrator said grumpily.