(2017/7/9)
Ahem. HellOoooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm Zero.
(And I'm Zipper! And Hellooooooooooooooo to you ,too! )
So hey! welcome to book two of our weird adventure!
( Take a guess if you haven't read book one yet of who we are! Here's a hint. Neither of us is wearing a hat.)
Also, we both have dark hair.
( Yeah! And none of us has unmanly blond hair and a permanent scowl on our faces.)
Chill, Zipper!
( What?)
We don't want the newcomers to have a bad first impression!
( Aw, come on Zero! It's Louis! They'll get to know him sooner or later, I'm just telling the truth.)
Some things are better kept hidden......
( You sound so solemn Zero! Like some senile old man!)
I guess you are right. Let me lighten things up a bit. What happens when Bambi tries to scare people?
( Let me guess. People die from laughing?)
Ha!Ha! That could happen. He turns into something else......
( Turns into what?)
He turns into bamboo! This is what happens when Bambies go Boo!
( Ha! Ha! Very funny,Zero. Bamboo... What happens when Zeroes eat cereal?)
You mean me? Ha Ha.Tell me.
( You morph together, Zero+ Cereal, forming ZERIOL! )
Ha! Ha! You're killing me Zipper! Ha! Ha! Ha! Okay, back to business.
( Sure Zeriol! There's one last person to introduce. The girl in the hat is Maybelline. You'll meet her pretty soon! So, to make this easy for you, here's a list:
The boy in a vest with blue eyes is Zero,
The girl with light brown eyes and awesome long hair is me, aka, Zipper,
The blond elfish boy with emerald eyes is Louis,
and the girl with a hat and silly smile is Maybelline!
Remember that now. Ha!) ( *mumbles to self *:Maybe I should add tra la la la la?)
I'm sure it won't be hard, at least it won't be as hard as what we're facing now..Never mind.....................See you soon!
( See YOU!)
........Oh! And by the way, there are some profile pics in the chapters called "oooooo-Zwqyxo-ooooo ", so if you want to see what some of the other characters appear like, be sure to check them out!
(Zero, I thought we said" see you" , as in "see you soon", not in "see you immediately".)
Whoops. HaHa. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................................................................................
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ZwqYxO: Book Two
AdventureThis is a strange book with weird people. Read at your own risk. The continuation of the adventures of Zipper and Zero or Zero and Zipper. The weirdness saga.