Some of Eren's notes

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•Found a squirrel
Tried to pet it and it almost scratched my face off.
•Figured out that Petra has mental issues
•was poked by a porcupine
•ate some berries
Don't know if they're bad but whatever
Got massive diarrhea
•I slapped Levi's butt
He broke my nose
•found a hundred dollar bill
Spent it on sunscreen and candy
•caught Armin in Annie's room
He said he was looking for a brush
•my butt itches
I found an acorn in my underwear
•was chased down by a crowd of girls and forced into a dress
•Petra saw my private notes
Hope she doesn't tell Levi
•found the depressed Petra
•stalking Levi
He found me
Got another broken nose
•found Armin again but in Erwin's room
He said he was trying to get his books back
•had some ice cream
•had tea with Levi
spilled some on him
Third broken nose of the day
•found Erwin and Annie chasing Armin
They started kicking him
Tried to get them to stop
Levi came to help but I was the one who ended up hurt with a broken nose again
•Fuck my life

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