His favourite dirty pick up line♡

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Corbyn: Baby, I'm like a firefighter. I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet.

Jack: I'm like a rubik's cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

Daniel: If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg thanksgiving. Can i visit you in between the holidays?

Zach: What do you say we go back to my room and do some math?
Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

Jonah: Your pants are really bothering me. Could you please take them off?

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