Jiles One-Shot Dump

Distracted Shopper

Okay, i actually really love this
Bold: J texting
Italics: Miles texting
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“Listen...”

J glanced over at his phone just in time to see the message as it woke up his screen. He put down his controller and grabbed his phone, leaning back into the couch as he unlocked it to view his texts.

J raised an eyebrow at the message but before he could reply “whats up?” ’Baby is typing’ popped up on the message bar.

“Dont get mad”

The next message read. J sat up and frowned at his screen.

“Everything ok?”

“Oh yeah, everything's fine”

“I just might’ve done something i shouldn't have”

J’s mind raced through all the possible scenarios that could've played out in the thirty minutes Miles has been gone.

“Please tell me you're not sitting in Walmart jail”

Miles was slightly offended by this

“Im not in jail!”

“Just”

“Ok”

“Just don't be mad”

“I won't be mad”

“Promise?”

“Yes i promise, what did you do”

The next few seconds were still until a picture came through the messages.

“No he fuckin didn't….”

Miles panicked slightly when his phone began to ring. He cautiously hit 'accept’ and held it away from his hear.

“What the fuck Miles!” J shouted through the receiver

“You said you wouldn't be mad!”

“I lied!”

“Stop yelling, you're scaring the children”

J has felt the urge to jump off a cliff before but never as much as he wanted to today. With a heavy sigh J calmed himself down and returned to the conversation. “Where the hell did you get those?”

Miles frowned, “ Don't say it as if they're just a pair of shoes, their names are Milo and Bumper”, Miles said as he petted each Keeshond puppies respective head.

J was sure his eyes would roll out of his head if he rolled them again in that hour. “I don't know why you named them, it's not like you're keeping them”

Miles pouted and whined into the receiver “Why not?” “Why not?! We have nothing to take care of them with, plus, you didn't even talk this over with me”

Miles smiled at the phone, “Way ahead of ya!”.

J frowned at this and then heard the ping of an incoming message, he left the call screen and went into his messages to find a picture of their cars backseat full of puppy beds, toys, collars, leashes, and food.

“Nope! Take it back! Take it all back!”

Miles huffed “That would be a waste of gas”. J’s eyes squinted “What do you mean?”

Miles went quiet “Well….im already outside”

“What?”

Miles sighed, “Im already outside?”

J shot up off the couch and ran to the window. He flung open the curtains and peered out seeing none other than his car and his boyfriend sitting in the parking lot.

Miles leaned forward in the the driver seat to look through the windshield and wave at J “Hi babe” Miles said into the phone.

J knocked his head against the window “I can't believe you” he sighed out.

Miles was genuinely worried he had upset the younger boy until he heard a small chuckle come through the phone “Bumper and Milo huh”

Miles smiled at the phone “Pretty cute huh”.

J sighed dramatically “Well, are you gonna bring them up?”

Miles smile almost split his face. He hung up quickly and went to work bringing the puppies and all their things up to the apartment.

It took him a minute considering part of his punishment was having to haul it all himself, but, eventually, he made it.

He stumbled his way through the door scooting some things in with his feet. J met him with a sly smile that soon melted away when he saw the puppies in person.

J rushed over and quickly took them from Miles, giving them both kisses and petting behind their ears. “Bumper is the one with the green eyes” Miles commented, watching with adoration as his boyfriend turned into a kid right in front of him.

J realised he let his angry facade slip and had to quickly put it back on “I guess they're cute” he said, as tough as he could. It seems the puppies were having none of that and both went on to lick viciously at his cheeks. J broke down and started to laugh and giggle.

Miles couldn't help but do the same, it's not everyday your boyfriend is attacked by puppies.

When J was able to calm down from his laughing fit he glanced over at Miles. “Since i'm gonna have to put up with them, and you, i think i deserve a capri sun.”

Miles froze. He glanced over at his purchasers. Scanned all of them then looked back at J.

“Dont be mad” Miles said softly.

“What is it?” J said frowned at Miles.

“I didn't get the capri suns”