The sour patch kid fic

Death

J.C emerged from his room as he walked outside put his shoes on and head out for a walk. J.C didn't come out much but he walked this morning to think. He decided to walk down to the park and headed out when he heard someone call his name. "J.C how's it going I saw you leave and I came to see what you were doing". His friend Mya came about (and sentences and stuff)J.C came to see his friend come outside in a ... Dino... onesie... J.C was very confused but didn't ask and saw her holding a box of sour patch kids? "Mya it's like 8 am why are you eating sour patch kids". J.C asked. "Why are you outside at 8 am and not inside". Mya said. "... Fair... anyway I'm going to the park wanna come". I asked. "Yeah sure". Mya agreed.

We made It to the park and sat down at a bench. And started singing TøP songs while eating sour kids and looking over discord typos.
* Ringggggg* J.C looks at his phone and see's that a friend on discord was flipping out and crying.
CUPCAKEMUNCHER
OMG GUYS CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHATS HAPPENING ON TOPS TWITTER IT MADE ME CRY IM SO SAD THE BLURRYFACE ERA IS OVER
J.C
Wait what happened I'll go check
J.C didn't want to deal with the annoying woman who go's by the name of CUPCAKEMUNCHER who's always crying over something that big baby. But I have more important things to do.  (Woops forgot this is third person but I don't feel like changing it)
*AHEM*
J.C and Mya look at their right to see a man and a straight black gown and a ( wait what do you call those things) and ....a... swish swoosh. They both stood up and black man walked closer to them. "Who are you weird thing" J said.
I AM DEATH YOU MUST OBEY ME SLAVE.
What?
Oh you mean creepy dark guy.
"Who is creepy dark thing" he said angrily.
Houuuugh (wat) you can read minds.
Yes slave now bow down to me
Me and Mya Neal down ( I did it again)  all of a sudden were all in separate cages and there's three cages and there's some in the third one I turn around to see silverstarlight and CupcakeMuncher on there phones. "J.C your awake if you replied to my post on discord and actually paid attention to me we wouldn't be in this position but here we are". She said trying not to laugh saying that. "What's so funny". J.C asks. She points to Mya who is shoving her face with sour patch kids. He noticed that he also had sourkids. Oh cool. J.C went to reach as they got dragged back into a dark room and layed on a bed to see Death
Hehheheheheheheh
You already know what happened I'm not writing smut sorry. But if you were expecting that than ok imagine this death took J.C to the bathroom put him in the tub bleant the sourkids mixed milk and water and took the blended sourkids but them with the milk and water and the milkysourpatchkid fic began I don't want to think about it and hopefully you know the milk fic cause this will make this easier to picture but it's also horrifying. Just imagine Death is Brendon urie and J.C is Ryan Ross. Ok. Ok I'm gonna cry myself to sleep but finish this story.

After the Death experience she shared it to every social media and they ran of in the distance except J.C cause it was very hard to walk or sit. ( if you know what I mean...no... ok I'll see myself out)
And to this day Cupcake never got J.C's social medias and still cri's
Beet ended up joining them and carried J and they all ran into the sunset happily ever after.... with their parents still worried that they've been missing for a week they were all happy

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Everyone I'm so sorry I wrote this my friends wanted it to be a thing so I made it and let me tell you that was not a good idea when I hopefully find out there social medias I'll put them here but until then thanks for reading