Its been a day or two since ive seen vanoss. I decide im going to go to his house and start walking down the street.
I get to his house and knock on the door
"COME IN"
I opem the door and start walking upstairs to Vanoss room.
I walk into his room and see him on his computer with a playstation controller playing Friday The Thirteenth.
He walks around as Jason Voorhees trying to kill people left and right.
I stand there watching
"DIE BITCH!"
As he picks someone up by their throat and shoves a machete through them.
I laugh and sit there and keep watching him chase around players.
Vanoss just sits there mumbling to himself
"Hey"
He jumps off his chair "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DELIRIOUS DID YOU HAVE TO SCARE ME LIKE THAT?!"
"Ive been standing here for like 30 minutes watching you dipshit."
"Well fuck you too you stalker"
"YOU TOLD ME TO COME IN RETARD"
"Shut up Delirious nobody asked you"
"Go to hell Vanoss"
"Awwwe I love you too Delirious"
He sits back down and starts playing his game again
"You mother..." I walk over and turn off the computer "Hang out with me or get another controller asswipe"
"Fine. Fuckface." Vanoss walks over to a drawer and pulls out a neon pink controller.
"You didnt tell me what colour, so there you go."
"Fine."
He turns on a second monitor and hooks up the controller and turns on grand theft auto.
Vanoss comes to me and we start racing.
Time Skip
We both put down the controllers.
"How the hell did you go so fast"
"Magic ya shitface"
Vanoss points at the door.
"Wanna go to the arcade?"
"Sure why not"
He starts walking to the door and I follow him.
He opens the door to the outside and we both step onto the sidewalk and start walking to Kade's Arcade.
"Ever been to Kades?"
"Yeah, I love this place."
"So do I."
We keep walking and see the dull sign on the front of the store.
"Kades 'Cade"
"That sign looks cooler every time I come here."
"I know right".
We walk in and he goes straight to the Pac-Man arcade game.
He points at the Pac-Man game.
"Like this game?"
"Hell yeah. I rock this game."
"Show me what ya got Fag-Lirious"
I put a quarter into the machine and grab the joystick.
"Sit back and watch Vanoss."
Pac-Man
Credits Entered 1/1
Press button to play.
I hit the red button and the game started.
(Save the Power, eat the points) My brain told me.
I started going around the map avoiding ghosts as well as I could while eating as many points as I could manage.
Whenever I felt a ghost would get too close I'd run to a corner and grab a power and start munchin on them little blue fuckfaces.
My brain trailed away while I played
"Hmmmm, I wonder what a ghost tastes like..."
As my brain thought that I forgot about the game and that pink fucking ghost ate me.
"PINK GHOST... YOU LITTLE..."
Vanoss grabs my shoulders and turns me to face him and stares into my eyes.
"Jonathan. Calm down. If you dont, Instead of the pink ghost killing you, I will."
I whacked my open hand against the side of his head.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! CALMING YOU DOWN?!?!"
"One. Fine ill calm down. Two. Dont EVER fucking touch me."
He pokes my chest.
I rear my head back and headbutt him HARD with my mask making a cracking sound against his head.
(Told you I never take it off)
"I SAID DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME VANOSS"
Vanoss is laying on the ground holding his hand against his head curled on the floor and I just stand there watching him cry in pain and agony.
At this point Vanoss is sitting in a corner unconscious.
"You fucking stay knocked out way too long"
I pick up Vanoss by the legs and swing him over my shoulder and start carrying him to mine and my mothers house.
As im walking down the block I stop and say to myself "Well shit. That was oddly fun, why did our gaming session have to end?"
I start walking again
"Maybe next time this dumbass wont have to touch me."
"Maybe next time I'll kill the fucker if he as much as tries to touch me. We'll see how it goes."
