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"But, where do they get thier large ammounts of gold?"
"They make it."
"How?"
"Print it."
"That must be some printing press..."
"Yeah."
Hatchworth looked back at the computer screen. The Google-images results showed several little red haired men, wearing green like how everyone in the manor had some days ago.
"Y-y-y-ou know, Hatchey...before you were let out of the vault...The Spine, Jon and I met a real L-l-l-leprechaun..."
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"Carolina?!" Steve yelled, barging into the Hall of Wires. The Spine paused his conversation with Qwerty, and reminded Steve Walter Girl Carolina was most likely in one of the many labs.
"Oh...I still get lost in here."
"May I ask what has you so razzled?" The silver bot was right. Apart from the yell he made upon entering, Steve's eyes were wide and nearly bloodshot, his dreads seemed frazzled and his bandana nearly coming off. His face red, from stress and frustration.
He held up Lil' Steve, and the doll looked as disturbed as Big Steve. His dreads, were a very bright orange, and he was sporting a bright shamrock green bandana (the same he had worn days before).
"...Walter Girl Carolina did this?"
"No, she didn't...Walter Girl Hannah did..."
"...?"
"We were on our way to see Pete Six, I had to convince him to spring for some new mics, and Walter Girl Hannah came rushing by us, her hands all full of beakers, and vials, and what else! One of them spilled on Lil' Steve," He waved the doll in front of the automaton, "And this happened!"
"And the bandana?"
"The black one turned a weird color, so I replaced it with this one."
"Ah...Steve, Walter Girl Hannah didn't mean any harm-"
"I know. It's just look at him! His beautiful hair!" Steve mourned.
"I'm sure it can change back."
"You think so?" Steve asked hopefully.
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"And then he said, "You must ride this rainbow, all the way to New PieLand! And I shall give you all the golden taquitos in my pot! So The Jon went all the way to New PieLand and back, all in the same day."
"No way! Really?" Hatchworth asked, memorized by Rabbit's story. "Then what? Did you get the gold taquitos?"
"Of course we did! A Leprechaun always keeps his word." Rabbit exclaimed. "So we then took the gold to BankWorld, and that's how we raised enough money to fix the van's flat tire."
"Oh! Wow! That sure was a great story Rabbit."
"A-A-And, it's a real story."
"That's the best part...say, Rabbit?" Hatchworth asked getting up. "Do you think, one day I'll see a real Leprechaun?"
"Anything's possible, Hatchworth. Just remember they're short, with bright orange hair, and wear green."
"All green?"
"Well, green of a kind...i-i-i-in some way-y-y. This one was dressed like a cowboy, but his hat was the brightest green I've ever seen."
"Wow."
