"eufururheytieyrywyf7" Your alarm clock went, you stuck your finger inside your ears to block out the retarded-sounding noise until you heard your 4658585 pound mom scream your name.
"(NAME)!!!!"
you chose not to listen to her due to her forcing you to cook her nasty ass dinners for day and night, some of the dinner you made for her consisted of shit pies and a glass of rain in case her fat ass got thirsty.
"(NAME)!!!!"
Your skinny butt finally got up and took a loooooooooooong ass shower and skipped brushing your buttery teeth and then ate a crusty mustard sandwich that your 36 pound dad made for you 3 weeks ago but since you were hungrier than a thirsty horse you ate it.
After 39 hours later of reading cancer in literary form aka fan fiction you ran to school.
