How I met your father

13

"GET UP DIMWITS!!!"
Suga immediately recognized this voice to be Jin's. Ugh, why did he ever think giving Namjoon a key was a good idea. He opened his eyes and was greeted by the sight of a beautiful black haired beauty, resting his head on his chest. This was a sight Suga wouldn't mind waking up to every morning.

"Hello Jin and Namjoon hyung!" Said a sweet melodic voice, he wondered to himself when Jimin had come home last night. Must have been pretty late, he shrugged.

"Hoseok, babe, we have guests, c'mon get up," yoongi implored to his boyfriend "OH MY LORD WHAT HAPPENED TO HOSEOK'S FACE?" Jin's voice rang once more, laced with concern, and rather too close for comfort, in Min Yoongi terms.

"Bad bachelor party, unhappy bride and beaten up stripper. Now please let me sleep," Hoseok answered and cuddled closer into Yoongi's chest. Jin internally cooed at the adorable sight. "I'll give you two fifteen minutes to get your lazy asses in the kitchen. Me and Namjoon have news."

The sleepy boys mumbled in affirmative, while Jin left to go back to the kitchen, shaking his head. Jimin immediately tackled him into a hug, he was very happy for his hyung. "Hyung this is so amazing, I'm so happy for you two" Jimin screeched at Jin who was very fond of clingy Jimin. "Thanks Chimchim, Mr.Namjoon over there had this thing well thought out, I must say."

"I'm very impressed Namjoon hyung. You two are seriously so cute." Jimin voiced out again. "What's all the excitement about, eh?" Yoongi Min Swag walked in, putting his arms around his smol (1cm shorter) boyfriend. Jimin swayed in his arms as Jin said, "Namjoon and I are engaged!" Showing his ring. "Well its about time. Namjoon obviously liked it so he put a ring on it. We all knew it was going to happen eventually." Yoongi said devoid of any emotion. He was most interested in the little beauty spot behind Jimin's ear.

Namjoon took Jin's hand and left the kitchen, knowing Yoongi wanted sometime alone with Jimin. "Hey baby, when did you come home last night?" he said squeezing the little mochi in his arms. "Around 1 a.m. Sorry, I left without explaining. It will not happen again I promise" Jimin answered trying hard to breathe.

"You better not! Hoseok was so worried he had upset you. And I was worried too" Yoongi explained, clearly upset. Jimin put his arms around Yoongi and planted a short peck on his lips. "I won't do it again, daddy..." He smirked. Yoongi felt his wind pipe tighten and reckoned it was too early in the day to get his pants to feel this tight.

"Hol' up! Does this hoe get no love?" Hoseok stood in the doorway arms outstretched, a light pout playing on his lips. Jimin immediately broke away from Yoongi and walked upto Hoseok, pulling the older into a tight and meaningful hug. "I'm sorry Jiminie," Hobi whispered into his ear. "I'm sorry too, Hope-ah," jimin replied. Yoongi silently captured the beautiful moment on his phone. Creep.

Namjoon walked in saying, "I need to go check on Kookie, he isn't answering my calls, and Jin has an important phone call to make to his birth giver" A short chorus of 'bye hyung/joon' broke out and suddenly the threesome was alone again. Again.

Jimin put out some sausages for breakfast and announced that he had a class at his Dance Academy and needed to leave. J-hope had the day off but he needed to go home and submit some work online, hence he decided to accompany Jimin.

Yoongi decided to work on some music, perhaps compose something special for the namjin wedding. He wondered if Taehyung knew of the engagement. The boy hadn't answered his phone in a while.

Turtle: tae answer my calls. Where are you? Is kookie with you?
Turtle: tae I swear answer the fucking phone.
Turtle:  give me a call when you can, I'm worried about you. 🐢

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Sorry for the filler chapter. The next one will have a time skip to the wedding so get lit🔥. Rose wants to give a Shout out to @ibigclit for having such a creative name.
Rose&Jack™ out.