Name Change; Ft. Jeffey!

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by _FriendSHIPS_

by _FriendSHIPS_

Summary: Class becomes a court, all to change the name of Jeffey.

Rating: K+

Please Note: All rights to everything here (...Besides Jeffey... [minus his name] :'D)

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"...Jeffey."

"What."

"...I don't like your name. I'mma change it."

"WHAT."

Molly and Jeffey were currently sitting at a large table, made up of two smaller ones, and were sitting across from each other. They were both quietly working with their materials until now. Molly, being known in the class for her lame (and I quote; "LAME.") puns and random statements. And this current situation proved to be the latter. Problem was- she always did what she promised.

So, things weren't looking too good on Jeffey's side.

"What should I name you?" Her blue eyes sparkling with new creativity, Jeffey deadpanned. "What do you mea-" "JUSTIN. THAT'S IT." "WHAT." "I'm going to change your middle name too; Bieber."

Jeffey face-palmed. "Molly, I think you have some mental issues." Ignoring him, Molly waved Lauren over. Walking towards her friend, Lauren mentioned her arrival. "Yo, wassup." "Just changing Jeffey's name. What do you think we should name him?" Without a moments hesitation, Lauren's eyes lit up with an option.

"FRED."

Molly raised her eyebrows. "Nah, think of something more interesting."

"BOB." "YES." "NO." "I LIKE IT." "I LOVE IT." "I HATE IT."

"Whaz goin' on?" River walked up to them in curiosity. "Nothing much, just making Jeffey's name, 'Bob'." River cringed. "Why, Bob?" "EXACTLY." "...So you agree to changing your name?" "NO." "YAY! HE AGREES!" Lauren cheered, while Jeffey's vein throbbed. "WHAT."

Ace followed up behind River, wondering why his friend left their powerpoint work to get involved in the commotion. "Ace!" Molly cried, glaring at the boy. "What do you think we should name it?" "What do you mean?" "No, we didn't decide on Justin." "Huh?" "Exactly." Lauren interrupted, smiling to herself at her accomplishment on cutting him off.

"What's happening?" River asked. "We're changing her," Mid-sentence Molly waved a hand at Jeffey who was banging his head against the table. "name to something more macho." Lauren interrupted again, "BOB."

Ace faced palmed (because we haven't done that enough) and replied Lauren's response with "If you're gonna do it, make it something more uncommon." "BOB." "No, something like, Nightlock." "WAT?" "Nightlock isn't even a name!" "Is it though?" "I kinda like it." "Not the point River."

Eventually, all the bickering caused Pierre to come over to the table. "WE SHOULD HAVE A COURT!!" "You mean you want to make our classroom into a court where we truly figure out what Jeffey's real name should be?" "YEAH!" "NO!"

"Let's start!"

"NO THANK YOU!"

-----1 WEEK LATER-----

"ORDER IN THE COURT!" Lauren yelled as she pulled her full fledged hammer out and smacked the table with it. "I HAVE ALREADY DECIDED THE NAME FOR JEFFEY!"

All of a sudden, Anna Katherine popped out of nowhere and said "I just legally filled the papers out and Jeffey's new name is going to be..... JAKE!!!" "WHAT." Jeffey... Scratch that; Jake screamed in agony, and continued to bang his head atop the table.

Lauren also shrieked in disapproval. "WHAT ABOUT BOB?!" Molly waved her off. "His dad's name is already Bob, though." "SO?! BOB JUNIOR THE SECOND WAS GOING TO BE MY MINION." "What?" "EXACTLY." ".....Doesn't make sense." "HAHA." "...Lauren has issues." "I KNOW."

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The End.

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A/ns: Thanks for reading, selves. Please be sure to stick around for a new brotherly love pair soon Ft. JAce. (...Hi 'Jake'...)